- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH

i look like shit, but i made a skyrim shirt. i can’t wait to wear it out.
people on tumblr who have those little friend groups and you’re just watching them be cool like
(via wizardkellychallaficka)
Let’s just have a moment of my silence for my pants, they were once lively and able to do anything, but now they lie lifeless on the floor.
(via lipsandtits)
“If I met you in real life…” Finish it in my ask.
i’m not gonna publish. just bored and curious.


